As it turns out, Caitlin did not want to see his dick, and I did not go out.

As it turns out, Caitlin did not want to see his dick, and I did not go out.

Note: I DID NOT CHEAT. He (or she, who knows) was just a sore loser, and can still suck my balls.

Note: I DID NOT CHEAT. He (or she, who knows) was just a sore loser, and can still suck my balls.

It has a very good health insurance plan.

It has a very good health insurance plan.

His face is bizarre, sloping, and unsightly… but I can’t stop looking.

His face is bizarre, sloping, and unsightly… but I can’t stop looking.

Apparently he has a ghost writer in his employ.

Apparently he has a ghost writer in his employ.

It’s disconcerting that this is taking place on such a pretty blanket.
Also that it’s happening from a semi-concealed camera across the room.

It’s disconcerting that this is taking place on such a pretty blanket.

Also that it’s happening from a semi-concealed camera across the room.

He’s referring to Caitlin, BTDubs.

He’s referring to Caitlin, BTDubs.

I told him I was a homosexual. Then he drew me a picture.

I told him I was a homosexual. Then he drew me a picture.

Gotta admit, this looks really good.

Gotta admit, this looks really good.

This guy was pretty insistent that I was depressed, which was not the case. In fact, he would pretty much insist that everything he said was correct, and I was just denying it for no reason.

This guy was pretty insistent that I was depressed, which was not the case. In fact, he would pretty much insist that everything he said was correct, and I was just denying it for no reason.